Skanky Teen Girl #1: Ohmigawd, have youse read that book Twilight?
Skanky Teen Girl #2: Huh?
STG #1: Twilight? It's Stephanie Meyer? It's the BOMB.
STG #2: Books? Yuck?
STG #1: No, I know that, you know, teachers say you fall in love with a character in a book? And I'm all like gross? That's so dumb? But I swear, chapter one of Twilight and I just... you just... he's so...
STG #2: Shut up. Let's go to Supré .