So, if Enid Blyton left secret codes in her books to tell the world how much she hated her first husband... well, that would be Made of Awesome.
But the "clues" that biographer Duncan McClaren found in the Mystery books are... unconvincing. To say the least:
- Her husband used to drink in the cellar. The bumbling policeman got locked in the cellar. Once.
- Her husband had no imagination. The bumbling policeman had no imagination.
- Her husband's name was Hugh. The bumbling policeman's name was Theophilus Goon, which anagrams to O Hugh Spoilt One or O Let Hugh Poison.
Yeah? Well it also anagrams to Highest I Polo On and Eighth Oil Spoon. And Sleigh Hop In Too.
There are, in fact 32250 legitimate anagrams of Theophilus Goon. Yep. THIRTY TWO THOUSAND. Secret code my foot.
So let's give up on that particular "theory", and look at the awesome new promotion for the Wyoming Library.