1. I lost my mobile phone at the Victorian Premier's Literary Awards on Monday night, but Optus is giving me a new phone and sim because they love me.
2. I got wet today in the rain, on the way to pick out some funky marmoleum for my new bathroom floor.
3. I got a tummy-ache last night from eating too much free popcorn at the Macbeth premiere.
4. I missed two days of work last week to do stuff at the Melbourne Writer's Festival and Ivanhoe Grammar. For the first time in my life, teenagers think I'm cool.
5. My bedroom is an absolute disaster area, because I'm packing to go to London on sunday.